Jul 2, 2021 | As I Tweeted
US champion Sha’Carri Richardson can’t compete in the Olympic 100-meter race after testing positive for THC, the active chemical in marijuana. If you’ve ever spent time with people who smoke weed, you know that the last thing they are capable of is running...
Jul 1, 2021 | As I Tweeted
Instead of turning himself in this morning, I wish Trump’s accountant had been captured like the bookkeeper in “The Untouchables,” complete with Andy Garcia holding the baby carriage with one hand and shooting with the...
Jun 16, 2021 | As I Tweeted
I hadn’t had my height measured for decades, but it’s happened twice in the last month at two different medical places. And the results didn’t match. They apparently caught me during morphing season. If only I could go back to the apartment I grew up in and compare...
May 13, 2021 | As I Tweeted
After hearing the CDC’s new recommendations for vaccinated people, I have changed my habits at the gym and will now only wear a mask while...
May 8, 2021 | As I Tweeted
Looks like my $1,000 prize offer will go unclaimed since no one in the bi-state caught the Chinese Rocket as it fell back to Earth. I will roll it over to our next round of “Heads Up, Chicken...
May 6, 2021 | As I Tweeted
If I had a radio show today, I’d be on the air offering $1,000 to anyone who catches the Chinese rocket when it falls from the...
