As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

‪When I pointed out to a waiter he’d gotten my order wrong, he replied, “My bad!” Yes, I know whose fault it is, but those two words are not the same as these two words: “I’m sorry!”‬
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Got out of my car, was hit by a big breeze, and couldn’t help thinking, “Great, now I’ll catch wind...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I see that Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is getting married. If the guy’s not worried about the 11 criminal felony counts she’s facing, the least he could do is get some third party laboratory to double-check the results of their pre-marriage-license...
Pundit Class Fact Of The Day

Pundit Class Fact Of The Day

Anyone who has gone in front of a TV camera or radio microphone this evening — and there were panel after panel after panel full of them — to tell you what is in the Mueller Report is lying because THEY DON’T KNOW....
That’s Still A Thing?

That’s Still A Thing?

According to CNN, Myspace “has apologized for apparently losing 12 years’ worth of music uploaded to its site, following a server migration error — a loss potentially amounting to 50 million songs.” Wait a minute. Myspace is still a thing? Is...
My College Admissions Admission

My College Admissions Admission

This seems odd. As I understand it, if Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin are convicted in the college admissions cheating scam, they’ll be sentenced to spend 47 months in Paul Manafort’s house. #whiteprivilege While we’re on the subject, I’ll admit that I...