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Being named runner-up for the title of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive year after year is beginning to take a toll on me. This might be the last time I try to bribe the judges with Olive Garden gift...
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As I Tweeted

I’m happy the Chiefs came through with a victory over the Packers, but I stand by what I wrote several weeks ago — the Mahomes Magic is gone. He’s no better than average, missing lots of receivers, and playing more like a rookie than a former...
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As I Tweeted

At the G20 summit in Rome, world leaders tossed coins into Trevi Fountain for good luck fighting the climate change crisis. Just what we need — superstitious bullshit instead of real-world...
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Breaking News: every single talk radio host who recommended their listeners get vaccinated against COVID is still...
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I have no feelings one way or another about ABBA reuniting and releasing a new album, but I was shocked they made Mike Richards their new lead singer.
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Last night’s MLB “Field Of Dreams” intro and production were well done, but then the game started and reminded me that watching a baseball game is exactly as interesting as watching corn...