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MEDIA MEMO: Stop telling us about the unvaccinated and breakthrough infections! Tell us about people living a fuller, happier life because they were vaccinated months ago. Start by running this headline: “99% of vaccinated Americans weren’t infected with...
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As I Tweeted

Hawaii and Chicago are warning their residents not to go to Las Vegas because of very high COVID infection numbers. Sounds like they finally found something that doesn’t stay in...
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As I Tweeted

Emmy Awards nominations were announced today and I’m a little upset that I’ve been snubbed again with no nomination in the category Best Use Of A Recliner While Trying To Find A New Streaming Series To...
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US champion Sha’Carri Richardson can’t compete in the Olympic 100-meter race after testing positive for THC, the active chemical in marijuana. If you’ve ever spent time with people who smoke weed, you know that the last thing they are capable of is running...
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Instead of turning himself in this morning, I wish Trump’s accountant had been captured like the bookkeeper in “The Untouchables,” complete with Andy Garcia holding the baby carriage with one hand and shooting with the...
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I hadn’t had my height measured for decades, but it’s happened twice in the last month at two different medical places. And the results didn’t match. They apparently caught me during morphing season. If only I could go back to the apartment I grew up in and compare...