Scientists have spotted repeated blasts of radio signals coming from deep in space.
Sure hope Trump’s Space Force can get up there and build a wall around Earth in time.
Meanwhile, Jodie Foster sits at home repeating, “I’m okay to go. I am okay to go.”
Meanwhile, my cell phone signal drops out when I walk from the living room to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, you can’t hear an AM station under an overpass.
The message embedded in the radio signal: caller number nine wins a t-shirt, but you have to pick it up at the source of the signal during business hours.
Reader Jason Togyer adds: Employees of the alien strike force and members of their immediate spawn are not eligible to win. You are not eligible to win if you have won anything from an intergalactic space entity in the past 90 revolutions of your planet.