Both of the Super Bowl-related predictions I made earlier today turned out to be on the money: Demi Lovato’s version of the national anthem came in way under the oddsmakers’ line of two-minutes-and-one-second when she wrapped it up in 1:49 — and Jennifer Lopez did, in fact, work a stripper pole into her act during the halftime show.

While I’m at it, Shakira’s portion of the big intermission looked just like this clip of Haley Bennett performing in “Music and Lyrics,” a 2007 movie starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. Contrast and compare…

Now, here’s Shakira’s performance…