Best Thing I’ve Read Today

I had to smile at this paragraph from an obituary of Allee Willis, who wrote the “Friends” TV theme song and the Earth, Wind, & Fire hit “September.”

Lock Up Those Phones

After experiences at two recent concerts, my desire to have venues lock up the phones of attendees — to keep them from annoying the rest of us — has only grown exponentially.

Truly Dumb Songs

The band War will be in St. Louis tonight, no doubt performing one of the dumbest songs ever — a category that even includes a Paul McCartney tune.