As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I don’t understand why the Liar-In-Chief hates California so much. What other state would change the color of its sky to match his facial skin...
A New Washing Machine

A New Washing Machine

Our 20-year-old washing machine died a couple of weeks ago, right in the middle of a cycle, full of soapy water and about a dozen of my shirts. It did have the courtesy to make an obnoxious buzzing sound when I tried to get it going again, but in the end, it was clear...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Only the best people got to be part of The Grifter Presidency. The perfect part of the Steve Bannon arrest story is that US Postal Service inspectors were involved in the investigation and indictment. Now, if they can just get him to pay for new mail-sorting machines....
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Because of all the press coverage and speculation, my wife has asked me to announce that she will not be Joe Biden’s running mate. He’ll have to pick another Harris. In a related story, after weeks of soul-searching, I have decided to not play football for...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

If you’re looking for a used motorcycle, just wait a couple of weeks, and there will be plenty available from the tens of thousands of bikers who went to Sturgis this weekend and didn’t wear a...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I’m beginning to think it may be a bad idea for Joe Biden to choose Ellen DeGeneres as his running...