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Seeing three women doing commentary on NASA-TV’s coverage of tonight’s launch of four astronauts aboard SpaceX’s Crew Dragon, my wife said: “Imagine how different so many lives would have been if we had them during launches when we were...
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Washington Post headline: “More than 130 Secret Service officers are said to be infected with coronavirus or quarantining in wake of Trump’s campaign travel.” These are government employees who have sworn to take a bullet for the president — not from...
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A friend doesn’t understand why it is so hard for Joe Biden to get to 270. All he has to do is go north on 141 and then east on the Page Avenue...
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Immediate question for the chief White House doctor: what dosage of hydroxychloroquine have you prescribed for the President, First Lady, and Ms. Hicks now that they’ve been infected with...
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If you’re wondering what that loud creaking noise was that you heard about an hour ago, it was Mitch McConnell getting his first erection in...
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In honor of Israel signing a “peace deal” with two countries it has never gone to war with, the St. Louis Cardinals today announced a non-aggression pact with the Edmonton Oilers and Cleveland...