Jan 8, 2019 | As I Tweeted
Every once in a while, a headline like this makes me miss doing Knuckleheads In The...
Dec 12, 2018 | As I Tweeted
I wonder what I searched for that caused an advertisement to pop up on my Facebook feed for Genital Gangrene Lawsuit Compensation. Hell, I didn’t even mention Trump today! BTW, it’s probably a good idea for you not to like this post or you’ll start seeing similar...
Nov 13, 2018 | As I Tweeted
Bad news for the people in The Caravan: their tickets to the Rams-Chiefs game in Mexico City are no good, so they’ll have to walk all the way to LA....
Nov 12, 2018 | As I Tweeted
My friend Nolan Dalla asks If The Best College Football Team Played the Worst NFL Team, What Would the Pointspread Be? No college team can match the inherent advantages of even the worst NFL team based on any of the ten parameters listed above. A bad pro team would...
Nov 6, 2018 | As I Tweeted
Anyone who tells you they are absolutely 100% sure what today’s election results will be — before the polls close and the ballots are tallied — has never suffered a 1-out bad beat on the river at a poker table.
Nov 1, 2018 | As I Tweeted
It’s the day after Halloween and you know what that means: Target employees are stocking the shelves with Valentine’s Day products.
