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As I Tweeted

I don’t want to say Trump is Putin’s puppet, but he’s suddenly suggesting that, to combat coronovirus, we wash our hands for as long as it takes to sing “Back In The...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I wonder if, in the video of Quentin Tarantino’s wife giving birth to their first child, he has added footage of extra squibs of blood splattering around the delivery...
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As I Tweeted

If the St. Louis Cardinals public relations team has any sense of humor, they’ll announce a new promotion for when the Astros come to town: Garbage Can Lid...
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As I Tweeted

Dialogue from a modern-day remake of “Field Of Dreams”…   Random Man: “Is this hell?”   Caucus Coordinator: “No, this is...
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Scientific fact: wishing someone would die of lung cancer is exactly as effective as wishing someone would not die of lung cancer. See “Prayers, Thoughts and” for further references to...
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As I Tweeted

After much thought, and despite my family’s disapproval, I have decided to no longer insist I be referred to only as His Royal Harris. Oh and I’m still not paying that speeding ticket I got in Manchester, England, over a decade ago.