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Line Of The Day: Watching TV storm coverage in the poker room, with color-coded maps of surrounding areas, Mike says, “I have as much chance of identifying Calhoun County on a map as I do Azerbaijian.”
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I don’t know if any of the rumors about squabbling inside CBS News are true, but I am sure the changes to their morning show and evening newscast personnel will rocket them to third place in the...
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On the set of “John Wick 3”… Director: Keanu, do you know your lines? Reeves: No, but I can kill a guy with a pencil.  Director:...
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I don’t want to say we’ve had a lot of rain in St. Louis, but I just installed a 3-meter diving board in my basement.
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‪When I pointed out to a waiter he’d gotten my order wrong, he replied, “My bad!” Yes, I know whose fault it is, but those two words are not the same as these two words: “I’m sorry!”‬
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Got out of my car, was hit by a big breeze, and couldn’t help thinking, “Great, now I’ll catch wind...