As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Anyone who tells you they are absolutely 100% sure what today’s election results will be — before the polls close and the ballots are tallied — has never suffered a 1-out bad beat on the river at a poker table.
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

It’s the day after Halloween and you know what that means: Target employees are stocking the shelves with Valentine’s Day products.
Ranking The Best Candies

Ranking The Best Candies

I see there’s a meme going around asking us to rank the best candies. Here’s mine:   1) Anything with milk chocolate and nothing else in it (peanuts, nougat, etc.). Best ever was the classic Nestle bar, pictured above.   2) All other candies in the world....
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I’m sure the Saudis are conducting a thorough, rigorous investigation into the death of Jamal Khashoggi because they’ve hired the same detectives Trump sent to Hawaii to investigate Obama’s place of birth. First thing they’re doing is tracking...
Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Dan Caplinger explains why you shouldn’t panic every time we get drops in the stock market indices (like yesterday’s). It’s a long-term perspective you won’t hear on CNBC and similar...
Overheard Today

Overheard Today

‪Upset woman headed to airport: “It’s crazy that I leave at 10am and get to LA at noon, but when I leave LA at 10am, I won’t be back until 4pm!” ‬ ‪Damn that new time zone concept they introduced a century ago (or more)!‬