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After much thought, and despite my family’s disapproval, I have decided to no longer insist I be referred to only as His Royal Harris. Oh and I’m still not paying that speeding ticket I got in Manchester, England, over a decade ago.
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As I Tweeted

I was going to call the State Farm spots with Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes the worst commercials airing during the NFL playoffs — until I saw the onslaught of ads for Bud Light Seltzer....
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My year is off to a good start because I chose January 1st as the starter in my 2020 Fantasy Calendar...
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I wouldn’t profit from this personally one bit, but if Stan Kroenke is forced to fork over tens of millions of dollars to St. Louis (and St. Louisans), I’d still be pretty...
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I haven’t paid attention to every single development in the Impeachment Inquiry, but I’m beginning to get the sense that Dr. Zaius is trying to hide some devastating details about the Forbidden...