As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Dialogue from a modern-day remake of “Field Of Dreams”…   Random Man: “Is this hell?”   Caucus Coordinator: “No, this is...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Scientific fact: wishing someone would die of lung cancer is exactly as effective as wishing someone would not die of lung cancer. See “Prayers, Thoughts and” for further references to...
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As I Tweeted

After much thought, and despite my family’s disapproval, I have decided to no longer insist I be referred to only as His Royal Harris. Oh and I’m still not paying that speeding ticket I got in Manchester, England, over a decade ago.
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As I Tweeted

I was going to call the State Farm spots with Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes the worst commercials airing during the NFL playoffs — until I saw the onslaught of ads for Bud Light Seltzer....
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As I Tweeted

My year is off to a good start because I chose January 1st as the starter in my 2020 Fantasy Calendar...