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Click to read my moment of solar eclipse snark.
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Job Search Update: It took me a whole day to file my application to become president of Harvard. Now I have to write an entirely different one to run the NRA. Why can’t they both use the Common App?
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In order to collect the $148 million from Rudy Giuliani, his victims in Georgia will have to squeeze his head so hard the juice runs out again.
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At my last radio job, I had a contract similar to the one Shohei Ohtani just signed with the Dodgers. Except in my case, I had to work 700 years to make $10 million.
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You may remember the late David McCallum from “The Man From Uncle“ or “NCIS,” but I will always think of him as Eric, the guy who figured out the tunnel dirt pants-leg solution in “The Great Escape.”
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My reaction to Elon Musk saying he may start charging all users of X/Twitter a subscription fee.