As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Bad news for the people in The Caravan: their tickets to the Rams-Chiefs game in Mexico City are no good, so they’ll have to walk all the way to LA....
Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

My friend Nolan Dalla asks If The Best College Football Team Played the Worst NFL Team, What Would the Pointspread Be? No college team can match the inherent advantages of even the worst NFL team based on any of the ten parameters listed above.  A bad pro team would...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Anyone who tells you they are absolutely 100% sure what today’s election results will be — before the polls close and the ballots are tallied — has never suffered a 1-out bad beat on the river at a poker table.
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

It’s the day after Halloween and you know what that means: Target employees are stocking the shelves with Valentine’s Day products.
Ranking The Best Candies

Ranking The Best Candies

I see there’s a meme going around asking us to rank the best candies. Here’s mine:   1) Anything with milk chocolate and nothing else in it (peanuts, nougat, etc.). Best ever was the classic Nestle bar, pictured above.   2) All other candies in the world....
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I’m sure the Saudis are conducting a thorough, rigorous investigation into the death of Jamal Khashoggi because they’ve hired the same detectives Trump sent to Hawaii to investigate Obama’s place of birth. First thing they’re doing is tracking...