As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I don’t know if any of the rumors about squabbling inside CBS News are true, but I am sure the changes to their morning show and evening newscast personnel will rocket them to third place in the...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

On the set of “John Wick 3”… Director: Keanu, do you know your lines? Reeves: No, but I can kill a guy with a pencil.  Director:...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I don’t want to say we’ve had a lot of rain in St. Louis, but I just installed a 3-meter diving board in my basement.
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As I Tweeted

‪When I pointed out to a waiter he’d gotten my order wrong, he replied, “My bad!” Yes, I know whose fault it is, but those two words are not the same as these two words: “I’m sorry!”‬
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As I Tweeted

Got out of my car, was hit by a big breeze, and couldn’t help thinking, “Great, now I’ll catch wind...
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As I Tweeted

I see that Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is getting married. If the guy’s not worried about the 11 criminal felony counts she’s facing, the least he could do is get some third party laboratory to double-check the results of their pre-marriage-license...