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I sure hope the undercover cop Stormy Daniels let grope her in an Ohio strip club didn’t grab her by the, oh, never mind. What a valuable use of law enforcement’s...
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The heat and humidity make my garage so incredibly hot it could be called Satan’s Room — except that title was already taken by the office of one of my...
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If the FBI believes you’re such a threat that it takes away all your guns and gives them to your father for safe keeping, but he then he gives them back to you, and you use one of them to kill four people in a Waffle House, then BOTH you and your father should...
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If there isn’t a band somewhere called Migrant Caravan, there oughta be. Maybe doing nothing but Van Morrison covers?
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Which is more ironic about the YouTube shooting: a) there’s no cellphone footage of the actual incident from inside the world’s leading video provider; or b) victims were taken to a hospital named after a competing company’s CEO, Mark...
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Questions I haven’t heard anyone ask in the Facebook/Cambridge Analytica story: if Trump is so concerned about saving and creating American jobs, why did his campaign hire a British firm to help with his election campaign? Aren’t there companies in the US...