As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

Because of all the press coverage and speculation, my wife has asked me to announce that she will not be Joe Biden’s running mate. He’ll have to pick another Harris. In a related story, after weeks of soul-searching, I have decided to not play football for...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

If you’re looking for a used motorcycle, just wait a couple of weeks, and there will be plenty available from the tens of thousands of bikers who went to Sturgis this weekend and didn’t wear a...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

I’m beginning to think it may be a bad idea for Joe Biden to choose Ellen DeGeneres as his running...
Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

I am not one bit surprised that Larry King — long renowned for doing no homework on his guests — could be so easily conned into doing Chinese propaganda. Kudos to Renee Dudley and Jeff Kao for their ProPublica...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

In the real world, the 14 Florida Marlins who tested positive for #COVID19 this weekend wouldn’t even know their results for 8-14 days because of the backlogs at testing labs. Why do pro athletes get preferential treatment while millions of other American...
As I Tweeted

As I Tweeted

After years of inundating consumers with 20% off coupons, Bed Bath & Beyond has announced it will close 1/5 of its stores. Who knew fractions could be...