• I bet this made some Wallenda family members beg to get out of the wire-walking business.
  • No surprise: the TSA’s “behavioral detection” program cost a billion dollars but does nothing.
  • I’m glad to see this scumbag go to jail for a long time.
  • She felt something crawling around in her head — it turned out to be a live cockroach.
  • Maybe this prison shouldn’t have let the inmates be in charge of the big hole in the fence.