From the El Combover Gigante edition of my Twitter feed

  • I can’t believe no one at NBC was ready with the name of a new Mexican host for “The Apprentice” before it fired Trump.
  • Journalism assignment: research how often Trump has threatened to sue someone vs. how often he did sue vs. how often he won. Then report.
  • The escaped New York prisoners wanted to go to Mexico, thus proving Trump got the direction of criminal border-crossing 180 degrees wrong.