• Somewhere in America, a radio talk show host is saying, “Before she was thrown out, the House stenographer was making important points.”
  • Call me sentimental, but I already miss CNN’s omnipresent on-screen Shutdown Countdown Clock. Good times (if you’ll pardon the pun).
  • Scientists say Oreos make your brain feel better than cocaine. Bet it was hard to get lab volunteers to snort the cookies. Without milk.
  • Philosophical question: if no media outlet pointed a camera or microphone at Ted Cruz, would he make a sound?