From my Twitter feed

  • What’s the difference between Ted Cruz’s stunt and a marathon roller coaster ride? One makes you want to vomit — the other is a roller coaster ride.
  • The reality show “Hoarders” has been cancelled. All of its equipment will be piled up and kept in a small crowded room smelling of cat urine.
  • Congrats to Irv Gordon on hitting 3,000,000 miles on his ’66 Volvo. Here’s my interview with him as he approached the milestone.