From my Twitter feed

  • How fast did Serena Williams win today? She was just starting to think about sweating — and then the match was over.
  • “You can’t arrest me, I’m a Colts player.” 1) That’s now how the law works. 2) The Colts just cut you.
  • Dad must have been so proud when his college-student daughter live-tweeted her arrest for being drunk with a .341 BAC.
  • Phil Plait on Mark Cuban completely owning a huckster trying to sell him “negative ion” bracelets.