From my Twitter feed

  • JLo didn’t know Turkmenistan’s dictator has committed human rights violations. Cuz there’s no Wikipedia on her block.
  • I’m still a little upset about a mistake I made last week. In my NFL fantasy draft, the first player I chose was Aaron Hernandez.
  • Two steps forward: DOMA and Prop8 are dead. One step back: “Crossfire” will return to CNN.
  • Online bill pay won’t let me pay a bill that’s less than $1, so I’m sending a 47¢ check in an envelope with a 46¢ stamp. I should have sent them a buck and made them deal with it.
  • James Randi on the return of Uri Geller, with even more bizarre claims.