From my Twitter feed

  • Best read of the day: the comments from reviewers for this product on Amazon — a 55-gallon barrel of lubricant.
  • Mike Mika hacked Donkey Kong so, when his daughter played, the hero was female.
  • A profile of Jim Gaffigan turns into a treatise on comedians who work clean.
  • She was The Beatles’ secretary, but never talked about her years with them, until now.
  • How could this guy get probation instead of jail time for waterboarding 4 teenagers?