From my Twitter feed

  • Stop asking. Yes, one Powerball winner is here in Missouri. No, it’s not me. Like I’d announce it on Twitter if I was. #butsomeonewill
  • I’m disappointed I didn’t win Powerball. With all that money, I was going to start ordering all my food with extra gluten.
  • Ain’t That America: At the supermarket yesterday, there was no line for the salad bar, but 25 people in line for Powerball.