From my Twitter feed

  • First thing Candy Crowley should ask Romney & Obama tonight: “are you really afraid that I’m going to ask follow-up questions?”
  • Florida officials say the giant eyeball found on a beach last week came from a swordfish. Must’ve run into a giant pen.
  • Mark Evanier’s been writing some stories about his late mother. Here’s one about the time she was an extra on “LA Law.”
  • In politics, if you’re behind in the polls, you claim they’re biased and wrong. If you’re ahead, you claim that they’re right on the money.