That’s the headline you put on this Knuckleheads In The News® story when you want to get a lot of guys to click on your website. But they may be a little disappointed when they see that the word “smoking” is not a description of how she looks, but what she was doing.
The capper on the story is that the woman, who was taken to a hospital, was not arrested nor charged with anything. Meanwhile, if you forget about a bottle of water in your carry-on bag, you’re subject to a personal patdown by Officer McFeely.
On the other hand, if everyone traveled the way this woman wanted to — with literally nothing concealed — we wouldn’t need the TSA at all, would we?