- And with that, Jean Dujardin joins Roberto Benigni in the category of European Oscar winners who were never heard from again in America.
- Adam Sandler, star of “Jack & Jill,” talking about what makes a movie great is like Newt Gingrich explaining how monogamy works.
- The Cirque du Soleil performance is supposed to be “what it’s like to go to the movies.” If the theater is in Guy Laliberte’s house. And the projector’s broken.
- Good thing they got the emotional Octavia Spencer off screen quickly so we had time for that brilliant speech by the film editing winners.
- What Siri should say in new Apple’s commercial: “You seem to be in the Grand Canyon, where there’s no cell service or wifi & I’m useless now!”
- JLo hasn’t done a movie in years, so it’s odd for her to be on the Oscars — but once, she was great in “Out Of Sight.” Then what happened?
- How is it possible that Tom Hanks has never hosted The Oscars?
