I don’t really make New Year’s Resolutions, but I’m committed to making a major effort in 2012 to:
- Continue my lifelong record of never seeing any movies with the words “kung fu” in the title, particularly if they’re followed by “panda”;
- Track down and then smack the person responsible for deciding that every Mexican food recipe would be better if it included cilantro, when the opposite is so clearly true;
- Finally learn which switch in our bathroom controls the fan and which turns on the light (you’d think I’d be able to remember that after more than a dozen years in this house, but you’d be wrong);
- Quadruple the amount of televised soccer I watch from zero games per week to zero games per month.