In Case You Missed It

We’re only a week into 2012, but this is absolutely the best Knuckleheads In The News® story so far this year.
I’m boycotting Fox News Channel because its anchors have refused to wish viewers “Merry Christmas” for over 10 days!
Another flip-flop: Romney called Obama a “crony capitalist” yesterday. That’s the opposite of a Marxist, Mitt!
Since Wednesday, Americans have been waking up, reading the news, Googling “Santorum,” and throwing up in their breakfasts. Congrats, Dan Savage!