• Just saw a commercial for an aluminum wallet that’s “crush proof” and “impact resistant.” Who’s carrying breakables in their wallet?
  • Sign at burrito shop at McCarran Airport: “Buy 9, Get 1 Free.” What they left out: “Eat All 10, Die Of Gastric Distress”
  • The UN has kicked Libya off its Human Rights Council. In other news, PETA has kicked McDonald’s off its Best Restaurants list
  • Ready to step in for CharlieSheen, Jason Alexander explains the sacrifices he’ll make, including hookers & blow
  • Think you know which fast-food chain has the most outlets worldwide? Wrong!