If you’ve flown anywhere in the last few years, you’ve seen the signs at the checkpoints that warn you against making jokes about security. Apparently, those rules don’t apply if you’re a TSA officer, in which case you can “prank” passengers by pretending to find a bag of cocaine in their luggage. Worse, other TSA officers knew he was doing it, but did nothing and told no one.

My suggested punishment: daily body cavity searches for the offending officer.