Here is my annual Super Bowl quiz. With each spot costing $2.6 million for :30 of air time, can you remember what the product was they were advertising, based on a one-sentence description?
- Two guys take rock/paper/scissors literally
- A guy crashes his car while checking out a woman on the sidewalk
- A rabbit clicks a mouse with advice from a guinea pig
- An employee with a bad comb-over gets fired
- Everyone at work likes Pierce and his new car
- A self-defense lesson in a karate class
- A vehicle has to accelerate before doors close and stop at cliff’s edge
- Employees are weightless inside and outside the first moon office
- A couple is married by an auctioneer paid off by the best man
- Two men work on a car kiss and rip off some chest hair
- A woman checks out a guy at the gym and falls off her treadmill
- Carlos Mencia conducts a class in English for foreigners
- Everybody wants to work in marketing
- It looks like a menacing video game, but it’s a guy doing good deeds
- A hungry dog check out a butcher’s window and a passing parade
- A driver-turned-superhero takes on Maposaurus
- A jungle office comes under attack for a training seminar
- A supermarket cashier flirts with a customer
- Men strip and dance to Nelly’s “It’s Hot In Herrre”
- The fist bump is out, the face slap is in
- A man walking down the street in costume is menaced by some thugs
- A factory robot makes a mistake, is fired, and ends up jumping off a bridge
- Famous moments in black history
- Connectile dysfunction
- Proud black viewers watch the Super Bowl with kids and family
- A man breaks out of a retirement home to do things he always wanted to
- After a performance evaluation, a man ends up with paperclips on his face
- Hospital employees trade gossip over a patient’s bed
- Don Shula and Jay-Z play a virtual football game
- A couple skis, golfs, and swims in a snow globe
- A guy on a motorcycle talks about technology
- A car shows off to the tune of Elvis singing “Burning Love”
- A rock can do a lot of things
- Crabs on a beach have a religious ceremony
- A couple picks up a hitchhiker with an ax
- Kevin Federline makes fries
- Eileen, Joy, Bob, Harry, and Mr. Turkey Neck
- Dwayne Wade and Charles Barkley have lunch
- Robert Goulet messes up an office
- Hauling 10,000 lbs through the desert
- Lions watch campers and try to talk like Ricardo Montalban
- Office gladiators fight for a promotion
- Sheryl Crow’s “Not Fade Away” tour
- Apes talking in a zoo while a woman takes a picture
- A man puts a quarter in a vending machine and we see the fantasy world inside
- A bank manager robs the customers in his own bank
- Guys go for a bike ride and a kayak trip
- Things you can do with one finger
- Cars do a slalom around gas pumps
- Guy goes to Asian wise man for secret ingredient info
You can find the answers here, and watch all the commercials again here.